Wednesday, November 10, 2010

the worst of times

Worst food choice I've ever made in my sleep: uncooked Cream of Wheat, straight out of the box. I woke up choking.

Most expensive food choice I've ever made in my sleep: half a box of super-fancy, extra-special chocolates Boyfriend bought for me to savor. He was rather dismayed that I had plowed through them while unconscious.

Loudest food choice I've ever made in my sleep: a foil- and paper-wrapped candy bar that I unwrapped very clumsily, waking up Boyfriend and sprinkling chocolate crumbs all over the sheets.

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