One night last month:
"Don't peel off too many layers. I don't do pepperoni. Why did you get a pepperoni pizza??"
Friday, November 12, 2010
Thursday, November 11, 2010
hyena-sitting
I'm staying at my cousin's house for a few days, looking after two dogs and a fish.
Looks like sending this email was the last thing I did before falling asleep last night:
"The dogs are going apeshit because there is something outside somewhere that is making a noise that sounds like the ungodly demon child of a police siren and a hyena. Do you have police hyenas with sirens out here?
Looks like sending this email was the last thing I did before falling asleep last night:
"The dogs are going apeshit because there is something outside somewhere that is making a noise that sounds like the ungodly demon child of a police siren and a hyena. Do you have police hyenas with sirens out here?
I'm on Ambien and really should shut down before I start sending emails to clients. I'm going to go wrap myself up in a cocoon of comforter and dream happy dreams of unicorns and rice krispie treats, but no hyena police siren spawn.
Good night."
notable quotes
Boyfriend sometimes writes down the things I say as I'm falling asleep, or randomly in the middle of the night.
Some of his favorites:
"You should just finish the show, sit down outside, and eat your cake." [long pause] "Why won't you let me have some of your cake?"
"It's too bad he was a robot built out of spare tire parts and dreams. I think they had good intentions."
"Are you dating a lot of women from the computer lab?" [long pause] "Monster trucks!!"
Me: Looks like a Furby.
Boyfriend: What looks like a Furby?
Me: The grass.
Boyfriend: The grass looks like a Furby?
Me: The grass and the cows.
Boyfriend: What??
Me: [asleep]
Some of his favorites:
"You should just finish the show, sit down outside, and eat your cake." [long pause] "Why won't you let me have some of your cake?"
"It's too bad he was a robot built out of spare tire parts and dreams. I think they had good intentions."
"Are you dating a lot of women from the computer lab?" [long pause] "Monster trucks!!"
Me: Looks like a Furby.
Boyfriend: What looks like a Furby?
Me: The grass.
Boyfriend: The grass looks like a Furby?
Me: The grass and the cows.
Boyfriend: What??
Me: [asleep]
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
the worst of times
Worst food choice I've ever made in my sleep: uncooked Cream of Wheat, straight out of the box. I woke up choking.
Most expensive food choice I've ever made in my sleep: half a box of super-fancy, extra-special chocolates Boyfriend bought for me to savor. He was rather dismayed that I had plowed through them while unconscious.
Loudest food choice I've ever made in my sleep: a foil- and paper-wrapped candy bar that I unwrapped very clumsily, waking up Boyfriend and sprinkling chocolate crumbs all over the sheets.
Most expensive food choice I've ever made in my sleep: half a box of super-fancy, extra-special chocolates Boyfriend bought for me to savor. He was rather dismayed that I had plowed through them while unconscious.
Loudest food choice I've ever made in my sleep: a foil- and paper-wrapped candy bar that I unwrapped very clumsily, waking up Boyfriend and sprinkling chocolate crumbs all over the sheets.
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