let sleeping voles lie: June 2016

Friday, June 3, 2016

teamwork

From April 2015:

Me: And then they'll each hold a paddle over a hole.
Boyfriend: What?
[Silence]

truckle

From May 2014:

Me: You're much better adjusted now.

Boyfriend: Huh? What?

Me: Truckle.

Boyfriend: What? Truckle? What is that?

[Silence]

Thursday, June 2, 2016

wise words

Be nice. The chicken suits are free.

What's a Vole?

Boyfriend once told me that I look like a vole when I wake up in the morning. He meant a mole, but vole kind of stuck, so I'm a vole.

I am hyper at night, have difficulty falling asleep, and am terribly sluggish in the morning. I do strange things when I'm asleep (or mostly asleep). Boyfriend makes fun of me for them, although I rarely remember those non-lucid moments.

This blog chronicles some of the more baffling things I've said, done, or eaten when I wasn't in full control of my brain. I'm even letting Boyfriend post if he wants to, because this was his idea.