hyena-sitting

I'm staying at my cousin's house for a few days, looking after two dogs and a fish.


Looks like sending this email was the last thing I did before falling asleep last night:


"The dogs are going apeshit because there is something outside somewhere that is making a noise that sounds like the ungodly demon child of a police siren and a hyena. Do you have police hyenas with sirens out here?

I'm on Ambien and really should shut down before I start sending emails to clients. I'm going to go wrap myself up in a cocoon of comforter and dream happy dreams of unicorns and rice krispie treats, but no hyena police siren spawn.

Good night."