Boyfriend sometimes writes down the things I say as I'm falling asleep, or randomly in the middle of the night.
Some of his favorites:
"You should just finish the show, sit down outside, and eat your cake." [long pause] "Why won't you let me have some of your cake?"
"It's too bad he was a robot built out of spare tire parts and dreams. I think they had good intentions."
"Are you dating a lot of women from the computer lab?" [long pause] "Monster trucks!!"
Me: Looks like a Furby.
Boyfriend: What looks like a Furby?
Me: The grass.
Boyfriend: The grass looks like a Furby?
Me: The grass and the cows.
Boyfriend: What??
Me: [asleep]
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