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Two facts:

1. I always sleep with earplugs.
2. I keep a spoon and a Tupperware of peanut butter on my nightstand for when I wake up in the middle of the night and need to eat something.

The other night, I woke up with the spoon in my hand and peanut butter in my mouth, which isn't unusual, but what was unusual was that I was chewing on something. Turns out that I had somehow added an earplug to the spoonful of peanut butter, and was trying to eat the whole mess. Yum.

the worst of times

Worst food choice I've ever made in my sleep: uncooked Cream of Wheat, straight out of the box. I woke up choking.

Most expensive food choice I've ever made in my sleep: half a box of super-fancy, extra-special chocolates Boyfriend bought for me to savor. He was rather dismayed that I had plowed through them while unconscious.

Loudest food choice I've ever made in my sleep: a foil- and paper-wrapped candy bar that I unwrapped very clumsily, waking up Boyfriend and sprinkling chocolate crumbs all over the sheets.

dunkin' granola

Yesterday morning, I woke up and looked at my nightstand to see what I had gotten up to the night before. I had apparently been very hungry, as there was one empty granola bar wrapper, and another half-eaten granola bar. The half-eaten granola bar was still in its peeled-back wrapper, kind of like a half-eaten banana, and the whole thing had been rather purposefully jammed (open granola side down) into a cup of water.

I was so ravenously hungry when I woke up that I fished the waterlogged granola bar out of the water and ate it (despite the fact that I hate soggy food) before I was able to muster up the energy to get out of bed in search of other food before getting ready for work.